Dr. Snooklove or: How Snooki Stopped Worrying And Learned To Love The Jersey Shore

Oh, and did we mention she deep throats a pickle, too?

Waaah-hoooo! On the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone, America’s favorite pickle addict/diminuitive star of the Jersey Shore, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, is pretty clearly paying tribute to Slim Pickens’ famed rocket ride from the stone classic 1964 film, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Stopped Worrying And Learned To Love The Bomb. That said, we’re fairly confident that this Stanley Kubrick reference was lost on our gal Snooks.

In a video interview taken during the cover shoot (which we’ve got for you below), she compares the rocket ship she’s straddling to Seabiscuit, but not because of the extreme speed with which both the rocket and the famous equine moved. Nope, “Seabiscuit” is a reference to the size of her housemate Vinny’s, um, “ding dong” (her words, not ours). Glad we got that clarification! As the interview continues, she also discusses what life is really like inside the Jersey Shore house (“It’s just like prison, with cameras”), as well as her aspirations for life after the show (“What I’d like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand. She makes millions”), among other bits of Snooki-related marginalia.



Snooki’s famous last words? “Goodbye Rocket, You Hurt My Ass. Peace.” If you want to read more, be sure to check out this issue of Rolling Stone, which hits newsstands on Friday. But if you just want to revel in the delight that is Nicole Polizzi, we’ve got tons of Snooki photos for you here on TheFABLife!